October 30, 2017

Max: But everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies it's a conspiracy! Allison: It just so happens that…

October 9, 2017

It’s like, how did Columbus discover America when the Indians were already here? What kind of shit is that, but…

September 29, 2017

Whenever I read stories of people doing huge pranks on set, all I think is, 'These people have too much…

September 28, 2017

I refuse to accept Pluto's resignation as a planet. -Amy Lee It's been more than ten years and I still…

September 14, 2017

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite! -Tennessee Williams

September 7, 2017

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an…

September 6, 2017

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy. -Bernard Williams

August 31, 2017

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. -Erma Bombeck If you…

Can I take the butter to-go? (Clark’s Oyster Bar – Austin, TX)

My friend John and I decided to do something a little out of the ordinary. We went to a fancy…

August 8, 2017

Let's not kid ourselves here, robots already run most of our world. We'll be their butlers soon enough. -Eric Stoltz…

August 7, 2017

Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards. -Vladimir Nabokov   I…

August 3, 2017

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. -Anonymous True that. Happy Thursday!

August 1, 2017

Tuesday noun the day of the week before Wednesday and following Monday. -The Dictionary

July 27, 2017

Because it's never fun to be the only weirdo. Happy Thursday!

#TBT: Just Be You

Source: Just Be You Going through the old blog as part of #TBT. Found this post from the relatively early…

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