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April 1, 2019

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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.Marilyn Monroe Big mood Marilyn.

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February 25, 2019

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Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.Muhammad…

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February 4, 2019

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I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.Rita Rudner

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January 10, 2019

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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz…

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Janaury 8, 2019

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Albert Einstein discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why,…

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November 12, 2018

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.Ellen DeGeneres

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May 25, 2018

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I just like the beaches in the summer, man. -Rob Gronkowski   Just like how you like to read books…

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May 12, 2018

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One thing that I do find really sexy is a girl who's good at crossword puzzles. - Chris Pine So…

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Adventures/Quote of the Day

December 15, 2017

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Stoked for my first Dungeons & Dragon session. Wish Camilla (my half-elf wizard character) and me much luck!

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December 12, 2017

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My father always said, “Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.” So on our first date I’d…

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December 9, 2017

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I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading…

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November 30, 2017 #TBT

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Anybody find this video a smidge above "super hilarious"? Happy Thursday! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EChnZTJicw

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November 28, 2017

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I’m a tidy sort of bloke. I don’t like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the…

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November 8, 2017

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I love cold weather. -Seth Rogan Temperature dropped twenty degrees last night and will continue to drop to 45 degrees…

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Food/Quote of the Day

November 6, 2017

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Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for…

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