I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.Marilyn Monroe Big mood Marilyn.
February 25, 2019
Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.Muhammad…
February 4, 2019
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.Rita Rudner
January 10, 2019
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz…
Janaury 8, 2019
Albert Einstein discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why,…
November 12, 2018
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.Ellen DeGeneres
May 25, 2018
I just like the beaches in the summer, man. -Rob Gronkowski Just like how you like to read books…
May 12, 2018
One thing that I do find really sexy is a girl who's good at crossword puzzles. - Chris Pine So…
December 15, 2017
Stoked for my first Dungeons & Dragon session. Wish Camilla (my half-elf wizard character) and me much luck!
December 12, 2017
My father always said, “Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.” So on our first date I’d…
December 9, 2017
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading…
November 30, 2017 #TBT
Anybody find this video a smidge above "super hilarious"? Happy Thursday! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EChnZTJicw
November 28, 2017
I’m a tidy sort of bloke. I don’t like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the…
November 8, 2017
I love cold weather. -Seth Rogan Temperature dropped twenty degrees last night and will continue to drop to 45 degrees…
November 6, 2017
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for…
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