I just like the beaches in the summer, man. -Rob Gronkowski Just like how you like to read books Gronk? I kid. Happy unofficial start to…… Read more “May 25, 2018”
Tag: funny
May 12, 2018
One thing that I do find really sexy is a girl who’s good at crossword puzzles. – Chris Pine So Chris, would you like to see my…… Read more “May 12, 2018”
December 15, 2017
Stoked for my first Dungeons & Dragon session. Wish Camilla (my half-elf wizard character) and me much luck!
December 12, 2017
My father always said, “Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.” So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.…… Read more “December 12, 2017”
December 9, 2017
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. -Andy Warhol Andy, you…… Read more “December 9, 2017”
November 30, 2017 #TBT
Anybody find this video a smidge above “super hilarious”? Happy Thursday! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EChnZTJicw
November 28, 2017
I’m a tidy sort of bloke. I don’t like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, and pot in the pot…… Read more “November 28, 2017”
November 8, 2017
I love cold weather. -Seth Rogan Temperature dropped twenty degrees last night and will continue to drop to 45 degrees by 5 PM. Cold weather why has…… Read more “November 8, 2017”
November 6, 2017
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go on the…… Read more “November 6, 2017”
October 30, 2017
Max: But everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies it’s a conspiracy! Allison: It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast…… Read more “October 30, 2017”
October 9, 2017
It’s like, how did Columbus discover America when the Indians were already here? What kind of shit is that, but white people’s shit? -Miles Davis, Miles: The…… Read more “October 9, 2017”
September 29, 2017
Whenever I read stories of people doing huge pranks on set, all I think is, ‘These people have too much time on their hands.’ Besides, I don’t…… Read more “September 29, 2017”
September 28, 2017
I refuse to accept Pluto’s resignation as a planet. -Amy Lee It’s been more than ten years and I still refuse to accept this resignation (or firing.…… Read more “September 28, 2017”
September 14, 2017
The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite! -Tennessee Williams
September 7, 2017
“Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. “I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone, “so I can’t take more.”…… Read more “September 7, 2017”
